Life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist w

If you don’t have a big dick, don’t talk to me.

thecatalyst-toyourdemise:

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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Whenever I do laundry I always lean against the washing machine and people must think I’m like trying to get off or something weird in public but I’m really just too lazy to stand up